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Creatures Healing Muggles

Dudley Dursley undergoes surgery for the removal of a pig’s tail from his rather large behind

"Taking Dudley to the hospital. Got to have that ruddy tail removed before he goes to Smeltings."
-- Vernon Dursley (PS6)

The Dursleys took Dudley “to a private hospital where the staff was very discreet, and said that a wart had got out of control.” (Sch2)


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